If the Amazon Kindle 2 was a woman…

If the Amazon Kindle 2 was a woman…

…I’d be saying I’m sorry; I know you’ve been to the gym and lost weight and everything but you’re still ugly.

…I would not ask her out. Perhaps we could have a good time behind closed doors but in public? No chance.

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Amazon Kindle2 & Sony PRS: Which babe would you like to get your hands on?

…I’d cheat on her for the Sony Reader.

…I’d say what do you mean I can’t touch (screen) you?

…She’d always be asking, does this metallic case make my ass look big?

…I’d have to spend a year just learning how to push all her buttons.

…I could roll over and go to sleep after enjoying her without feeling gulty.

…I’d be like, you don’t venture out of the US? Sorry babe, I’ve only got time for women of the world.

…I’d need 3 beers before I could summon the will to pleasure her.

…It would take a lot of make up to make her purdy.

…She would love a cheap date at Denny’s

…She would have to work till 6am if she were selling it.

…I’d advise her not to talk in public or when we’re getting intimate because of her strange robotic voice.

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